D3 body, D1 cock
If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
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