Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
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