Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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