I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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