just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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