So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
