Tell her she can't have a vagina
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Apparently I farted on her in my sleep. Then, just to be sure she was cool, I did it again on purpose and she didnt say anything. So, WIN?
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
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