Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
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