My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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