So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
Just cropdusted the office
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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