dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
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