Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
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