Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Randomize
