oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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