i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
I'm determined to sit on that face.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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