Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
I understand Curling. That high.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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