You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
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