why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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