Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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