i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
Randomize
