Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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