apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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