he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
Will exercising make me less horny?
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize
