and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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