yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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