Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
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