This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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