Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
how drunk are you?
Several
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
Randomize