I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
is wine microwaveable?
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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