that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
honey bunches of taint.
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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