Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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