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On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
Someone shit on the floor
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
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