there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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