For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
this just has baby written all over it
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
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