If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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