I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
someone owes me an orgasm
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
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