(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
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