he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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