This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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