i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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