Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
Brb crying the tears of my youth
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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