your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
Randomize
