I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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