Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
got arrested for "breaking and entering" last night when i supposedly went into the wrong house made a sandwich and tried jerking off to porn on the tv...the cops told me they came in while my dick was out...oh and i missed work this morning and got fired
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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