: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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