i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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