Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
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