Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
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