I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
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