gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Hi. This might be awkward, but I met you on saturday at about 330 am. I have to admit I don't remember your name, what we talked about, or various details of how I got home. What I do remember is that I was invested enough in getting your number to ask my cab driver for a pen to write it down since my phone was dead. So do you want to meet, soberer, some time?
Hey bro I think you got the wrong number I'm a dude
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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