I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
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