After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
areolas are like halos for boobs.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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