If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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