Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
Randomize
