Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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