My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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