You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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